Remajestification of the Parks – Belly Laughs compliments of The Onion

Scrub those beaks!

Scrub those beaks!

This hilarious article from The Onion makes me glad that Mother Nature provides all the majesty of the parks for free, as long as we take care of her!

“The grizzlies reek of hibernation, there’s no fog left in the gorges, and the buffalo only roam when they absolutely need to be somewhere,” said Ken Brunswick of Jackson, WY, a restaurateur and outdoorsman. “I sure wouldn’t want to be the one to drain Old Faithful and clean the trap, but I’m glad someone is doing it.”

http://www.theonion.com/article/national-parks-closed-for-annual-remajestification-17484